Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 540 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/30 points)
You probably tried very hard?
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (120/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (55/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal